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Re: Football Funnies ...

on Sun 28 Feb 2016, 8:22 pm
*in an Oscar announcers' voice* ....and the Dive of the Year goes to:



....Louis van Gaal.

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on Mon 29 Feb 2016, 8:19 pm
even better!


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Re: Football Funnies ...

on Sun 20 Mar 2016, 9:27 pm
My computer's got the Bad-Goalie Virus. 
It can't save anything.

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Referee: "I'm sending you off."
Player: "What for?"
Referee: "For the rest of the match, dummy!"

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Re: Football Funnies ...

on Wed 23 Mar 2016, 1:55 pm
In primary school the teacher said to the class: “can you all give me a word with lots of o’s?
 
Mary said: “outdoors”
“Well done”, said the teacher…
 
Paul said: “ovenproof”
Well done, said the teacher…
 
Jayne said: “notebook”
Well done said the teacher…
 
And so on …
 
Finally it got down to the last …
“Johnny, can’t you give me a word? Just one word - think hard …”
 
 
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Goooooooooooal!”

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Re: Football Funnies ...

on Sun 03 Apr 2016, 10:39 pm
Very Happy  Very Happy 

VIDEO: Barnsley fans "You Only Sing When You're Rowing" to Oxford fan! Chant of the season!

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on Sat 16 Apr 2016, 11:00 pm
I don't believe it!

https://twitter.com/garyIinekar/status/720930850154672128


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Re: Football Funnies ...

on Sun 17 Apr 2016, 4:39 pm
Love the Twitter @FootballTwats. Excellent discovery.
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on Mon 25 Apr 2016, 9:22 pm
AC Milan perform the haka before match

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on Sun 01 May 2016, 5:56 pm
Villa fans celebrating a corner ... 

https://twitter.com/SportsPeteO/status/726748357293674496

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on Sun 08 May 2016, 2:21 pm
Hartlepool fans at Plymouth yesterday  - they do a 'do' every year!! Very Happy 



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on Wed 25 May 2016, 8:21 pm
My wife is doing an experiment. She's wearing a Millwall shirt for a week to get peoples reactions.

So far she's been kicked, punched, and spat on! God knows what's going to happen when she actually leaves the house!

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Re: Football Funnies ...

on Thu 02 Jun 2016, 10:43 am
TWEET


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I can take threats of terrorism. But this...


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on Tue 07 Jun 2016, 8:36 am


If only it was real. The outrage would be hilarious!!

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on Sun 12 Jun 2016, 4:01 pm
UEFA working very hard to prevent future fighting at Euro 2016.



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Re: Football Funnies ...

on Mon 20 Jun 2016, 2:03 pm


The dive of all dives - by Lucas Melano of Portland Timbers' 

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on Sat 25 Jun 2016, 1:43 am
The England football team didn't vote in the EU Referendum. They couldn't even find the box, nevermind put a cross in it. 

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on Mon 04 Jul 2016, 4:47 pm
Don't know where to put this, but here is as good as anywhere!

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Re: Football Funnies ...

on Tue 23 Aug 2016, 12:08 pm
learn young ...


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on Thu 25 Aug 2016, 8:27 pm
Everton 8 Southampton 0 November 1971 
My cousin found this comment about  the match concerning Everton goalkeeper Gordon West

Ken Hilton 
658 Posted 24/09/2012 at 15:23:07 
One of my funniest memories of football occured during that game. As has been mentioned above, the weather was terrible. Gordon West hardly touched the ball at all during the game and must been frozen. So during the second half, someone ran onto the pitch down the Park End and gave him a cup of tea. Gordon was drinking the tea while the game was still going on.!

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on Mon 29 Aug 2016, 1:46 pm

Football__Tweet ‏@Football__Tweet

When you don't trust the linesman to make the right decision.

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Re: Football Funnies ...

on Sat 03 Sep 2016, 12:19 pm
here's a subtle one ...



Little known fact about England striker Danny Welbeck: His father Stan is a bomb disposal expert!

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Re: Football Funnies ...

on Mon 05 Sep 2016, 3:57 pm
Without words ...

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Re: Football Funnies ...

on Wed 14 Sep 2016, 10:10 pm
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I think that Norwich fan Lana should steer clear of mirrors.  Very Happy 


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