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on Mon 02 Mar 2015, 9:07 pm
I'll try and man this thread during 2015, OK?!!


light relief ...

Now you know!

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on Mon 02 Mar 2015, 10:18 pm
Hilarious penalty shoot-out ...

Certainly worth a view.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F9jXYOH2c0

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on Thu 05 Mar 2015, 8:36 am

Liverpool's league form since Jesus appeared at Anfield (December 21st)
Games - 12
Wins - 9
Draws - 3
Losses - 0

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on Sun 08 Mar 2015, 9:38 pm
Argentina are due to play Scotland, Messi walks into the dressing room and sees all his team-mates looking glum.

"What's the matter lads?"

"To be honest Lionel we're finding it hard to motivate ourselves, it's p**sing down with rain and Scotland are so c**p that we're just not feeling it"

Messi thinks for a second then says "You know what lads, I reckon I can beat Scotland by myself, you all head down to the pub and I'll meet you after."

So all the players head down the pub and Messi heads out to the pitch. 10 minutes into the game and the players check the score and see the score

Scotland - 0, Argentina - 1 (Messi, 8 minutes)

The players go mad "I can't believe he's winning!". They quickly start getting drinks in and forget about the match. Later they realise that the match must be finished so check the scores.

Scotland - 1 (McAndrews, 89 minutes), Argentina - 1 (Messi, 8 minutes)

"Unbelievable, he's got a draw all by himself!"

They all head back to the changing rooms to celebrate and see Messi looking sad with his head in his hands.

'Cheers up, you've just got a draw all by yourself! "

"I'm sorry lads I let you all down"

"Don't be silly, how?"

"I got sent off after 12 minutes"

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on Sun 08 Mar 2015, 9:38 pm
A black guy goes into a bakery. While he's waiting to get served he hears a voice say "**** off back to the jungle".
He looks down and sees some cakes looking back at him.
"Excuse me", he says to the girl behind the counter, "did you hear what these things just said?"
"Sorry about that. They're Chelsea buns..."

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on Thu 12 Mar 2015, 1:59 pm
Poor Mo ... the train leaves him behind ...

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on Mon 20 Apr 2015, 1:31 pm
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on Mon 20 Apr 2015, 1:44 pm
Reflection of the semifinals ...

Liverpool's Open Top Bus is put back into storage for another year. ..
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as always, tongue-in-cheek from me - could feature any team, including Reading!

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on Tue 05 May 2015, 4:25 pm
Who is the nicest?


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on Thu 07 May 2015, 12:15 pm
When Welbeck got confused and thought he was Messi for 10 seconds!


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on Mon 11 May 2015, 10:15 pm
BREAKING: Arsene Wenger successfully on course to retain his favourite top 4th position trophy.


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on Mon 18 May 2015, 10:29 pm

Football, boxing or kick-boxing?

When the game gets interesting! - by @FootbalIFights

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on Mon 18 May 2015, 10:41 pm

Angry man goes after the referee

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on Mon 18 May 2015, 10:46 pm

The ultimate Sunday league showboat & reducer

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on Sat 30 May 2015, 11:51 am
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on Sun 21 Jun 2015, 10:37 pm
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on Wed 08 Jul 2015, 11:19 am
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Micronesia results in the Pacific Games:

0-30 vs Tahiti
0-38 vs Fiji
0-46 vs Vanuatu


Conceding ... just 114 goals in 3 games

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on Wed 08 Jul 2015, 5:00 pm
I wrote a book about Liverpool's time in the Premier League but I haven't found a title...

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on Thu 09 Jul 2015, 6:12 am
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on Thu 09 Jul 2015, 6:16 am
Great nutmeg here!

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on Thu 09 Jul 2015, 6:18 am
Made by a Blackpool matey, with the caption:

"Sorry Daib0, just for you mate Very Happy

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on Thu 09 Jul 2015, 2:45 pm
Brilliant own goal by goalkeeper ...

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on Fri 28 Aug 2015, 8:04 pm
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