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Re: Jokes Page

on Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:38 pm
A  Tommy Cooper one coming up ... 

“Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen; it said 'Parking Fine'.”

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Re: Jokes Page

on Mon 31 Jul 2017, 10:56 pm
Two guys went to a petrol station that was holding a contest: a chance to win free sex when you filled your tank. They pumped their petrol and went to pay the male attendant.
"I'm thinking of a number between one and ten," he said. "If you guess right, you win free sex."
"Okay," agreed one of the guys, "I guess seven."
"Sorry, I was thinking of eight," replied the attendant.
The next week they tried again. When they went to pay, the attendant told them to pick a number.
"Two!" said the second guy.
"Sorry, it's three, said the attendant. "Come back and try again."
As they walked out to their car, one guy said to the other, "I think this contest is rigged."
"No way," said his buddy. "My wife won twice last week."
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